Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Democrat Blogging 101

Anyone can be a Democratic blogger, it's very simple.

Here's what you need to do:

1. Pick a GOP candidate you don't like. - Herbert Hoover

2. Give that particular GOP candidate a nickname.
Tips on creating that oh-so-special nickname:
  • a. Find obscure things what really don't fit the candidate that well.
  • b. Then take all the things you found in part a and combine them with the candidate's name to make the nickname. Remember, the more complicated, the better.
Hell-bound Herbert "Bonus Army hatin'" Hoover the Quaker

3. Make wild claims about said candidate's actions.

Hell-bound Herbert "Bonus Army hatin'" Hoover the Quaker eats babies in a graveyard a midnight while wearing his wife's dress and his mother's hat.

4. Repeat as desired.



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