Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Analysis of latest Vikings scandal

I’m sure by now most of you have heard about the wild sex party allegedly thrown by some of our Minnesota Vikings. If not, click here for some background.

Here is what we know:

  • Members of the Minnesota Vikings allegedly urinated on a woman’s yard.

  • After relieving themselves, the group proceeded to the lake with strippers/call girls in tow. While on the boat, lewd sex acts were rumored to have taken place.

  • The team is 1 and 3.

Can someone please tell me why the Vikes deserve a brand new $650 million stadium?


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