Monday, July 25, 2005

Get this lady a map

As Coleen Rowley embarks on a vain attempt to defeat Rep. John Kline, I thought it’d be nice to take a quick look at her campaign before it disappears into obscurity.


Rowley
seems to have gotten lost during her quixotic quest. Her website prominently displays Rowley jockeying for votes at the Rochester Public Library. It’s too bad that Rochester is located in the 1st District, not the 2nd District in which Rowley lives. Now, why on Earth should anyone vote for a candidate that doesn't even know who their potential constituents are.


Not only does Rowley get lost, but her campaign slogan smacks of concession: “Always Try.” Now, anyone familiar with 1980’s pop culture knows that “there is no try.” As Master Yoda would say, "do, or do not." Looks like this campaign falls under the "not" category.

1 Comments:

At 8:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yoda, that's awesome...

 

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